Now today class, the topic of the day is
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
Tell me Rebeca, what do you know about boys?
Boys are horny in the morning
Then they tell me that they love me
Then I give them what they want
They always take me shopping
Boys will play it like James Dean
Dressing slick and talking 'bout
Misbehave, I'll go to school
To kick their ass like I'm their mother
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
You, there in the front row, how about you
What do you know about boys?
Would you like to share it with the class?
If you looked down my boyfriend's brain
You would see it's kind of roomy
There's some balls and there's a sausage
I was pointing at my boobies
But don't get too complicated
These big words are far too quick
You must learn to just be patient
Cause he's thinking with his
I, yes, I want somebody to love
Guess I gotta try to put up
With the boys or I could turn gay
No, that's okay
So, if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys, just use 'em for play
Now, that's okay
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
So, to sum up today's lesson
Boys, they might have sexy muscles
Or a shiny Lamborghini
But it's probably compensated
For an eeny teeny weenie
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
So, if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys, just use 'em for play
Just use them to play with
They're really cute
They're not really good for that much but
They can like run around and you know
You can kind of get down with them
And they're kind of furry and
They kind of smell but sometimes they
Boys are, boys are okay
Parts of them, parts of them are okay