Eddie RathTsunade

Who's bad?
The lady killer!
With the strength
Of ten gorillas
Follow me
Now don't lose patience!
The village is old,
But I'm ancient!
Now,
Just,
Get liiive
I can break down
And just jive
Do the Hokage
Number Five!
While I try to find out her cup size......
Light some candles
So many dudes
Try to handle
There's more talent
In my sandle
Now let's get drunk
And just GAMBLE!
Huh?
Like a ninja!
Huh?
Like a ninja!
That's right
I move like a ninja!
Please make way
For the Hokage
"Old Hag"
She's a lady...
Tsunade
Instrumental
Lady Tsunade!
You so wicked!
But you don't listen!
Yo finished yo mission!
So why are you bitchin'?!
Fix you
With Taijutsu!
Whether your name is
Ben
Or
Matthew!
Then GRAB you
And STAB you
If you don't make way
For Lady Tsunade
What the fuck?!
You wanna cross me next?
Do I look like
Samurai X?
Baka!
You better confess!
If you're a weakling
'Fore I beat you next!
Who's bad?
HOKAGE!
Tell sensei
Don't come my way!
Huh?
Like a ninja!
Huh?
Like a ninja!
An' his ass gonna
DIE LIKE A NINJA!